You might be a Weasel if!

How can one be sure they’re Not a Weasel? That seems to be the question that preoccupies me these days. 

So with that Wake Up Wilkes Barre has come up with a Jeff Foxworthy style - simple test that can help rule you out.

Click on the “Then you might be a Weasel!” links below for an example of weasel like activity. 

• If you’ve ever lied as a public official:
• Then you might be a Weasel!

• If raping the taxpayer's at a rate of $5.00 per minute, isn’t the only time you posed as an overpriced consultant on the taxpayer's dime:
• Then you might be a Weasel!

• If you’ve ever used a law firm you own to hire your worthless brother to rape the taxpayer's:
• Then you might be a Weasel!

• If you’ve ever used your public office for personal gain:
• Then you might be a Weasel!

• If you believe It’s all a coincidence:
• Then you might be a Weasel!

• If you’ve ever just bobbled your head in acceptance of these injustices:
• Then you might be a Weasel!

• If you’ve ever read Wake Up Wilkes Barre and thought it's about you:
• Then you are most-definitely a Weasel!

Wake Up Wilkes Barre - Friends don't let friends become Weasel's