Gazette Cartoons Truly Amazing

King Lie-A-Ton Pilfering the Pump

If you've not seen the September edition of the Independent Gazette, then you're truly missing out on all the great cartoons, and I know great cartoons.


You can grab your Gazette FREE of charge at your local Turkey Hill, or at one of their NEW honor boxes located throughout the city.

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The new Gazette honor boxes, are all baring a very funny cartoon, depicting a Mom pointing her finger, and the caption "Your mom reads the Gazette, Act accordingly". The caption likely a warning to the politically corrupt, and the worst part their mothers probably do read the Gazette, if for no other reason, than to see if their child is once again subject to another federal investigation.

Lackawanna County Judge Margaret Moyle

One might think that a private citizen can attend court as an observer, and the press could also attend, but in Lackawanna County, one would be wrong. If your sporting your Muckraker t-shit not only are you considered a known trouble maker, AKA Muckraker, but your likely to be ejected for allegedly recording the proceedings, even though NO ONE has EVER produced a copy of said recording.

Now it is rumored that Lackawanna County is considering implementing a court dress-code in an effort to ban Muckraker t-shirts from court, but my guess is Lou, and company will find a way to print Muckraker on Hats, Ties, Jackets, Pins, even Briefcases, or Cell Phone Covers.  

The Muckraker Timeline

The Gazette Staff, TRUE Muckrakers

That photo just about sums up why the politically corrupt can't stand the Gazette, and due everything in their power to diminish, or dismiss the success of the Gazette.

Just a few politically corrupt quotes, regarding the Gazette:

King Lie-A-Ton: "nobody reads that paper".

Lehighton School Board President Gloria Bowman: "contrary to what you've read in the Gazette, this spending plan is the only option".

Thief of Police Dessoye: It’s all just rumors, and gossip and muckraking,’ Dessoye said

At the end of the day the Gazette has successfully brought to light that which the politically corrupt would prefer remain in darkness, and for that reason alone they will continue to criticize in the hopes that your one of the few that hasn't a clue.

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Source:

• The Muckrakers: a history
• Consider a Subscription
• Dessoye quote